Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Alien-tober Month-Long Monster Mash!

The Gist: In the spirit of Halloween, every day for the month of October I will spotlight some alien monster from science fiction. But before you start cheering because you think you'll be getting seven times the blogging out of me, let me qualify that. Since I work full-time, and because I like sleeping, I will not be giving a detailed analysis every day but instead offer a haiku. Check back at this post every day for updates!

I will accept suggestions for consideration in the comments, but bear in mind I generally restrict my blog topics to sci-fi works I am familiar with.

Without further adieu...

Oct 1
Headcrab (Half-Life)
File:Hl headcrab.png
Discount Facehugger
Is Ridley Scott gonna sue?
I like this thing more.

Oct 2
Slitheen/Raxacoricofallapatorian (Doctor Who)

Calcium-based life
I've heard of alternate chem...
But that's a new one.

Oct 3
Tholian (Star Trek)

Sixties effects, but...
Quintessential example
Of silicon life

Oct 4
Sarlacc (Star Wars)
Sarlacc

Plant-animal blend
But sends seeds to new planets?
That's just ludicrous.

Oct 5
Black Beast of Aaaaaaaaargh (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Cartoon peril, yes
But lots of eyes, just two legs.
A bit top-heavy.

Oct 6
Chryssalid (XCOM: Enemy Unknown)

Giant bugs are cool
But the zombie element?
Done to death so much.

Oct 7
Great Leonopteryx (James Cameron's Avatar)
File:Great-leonopteryx.jpg
Made of raw awesome
Apex predator, colors,
Who wouldn't want one?


Oct 8
Shoggoth (Cthulhu Mythos)
Shoggoth by pahko.jpg
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Gooey body form
More eyes than necessary
What holds this thing up?


Oct 9
Thresher Maw (Mass Effect)

Sandworm meets Sarlacc
Supposedly a big threat
Too easy to kill

Oct 10
Horta (Star Trek)
STDevil inTheDark.jpg
Monster is a mom
No eyes, yet likes Vulcan ears?
Silicon node eggs.

Oct 11
Dalek (Doctor Who)
The 2005 redesign of the DaleksA brightly illuminated octopus-like creature, surrounded by machinery coated in strands of fibrous organic material, gazes upward with its single eye.
One-eyed mutant squid
Looks like H.G. Wells's Martian
Cry EXTERMINATE!!!

Oct 12
Metroid (Metroid)
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/7/73/Metroid.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150708112454
Floating jellyfish
Sucks the life right out of you
Complex life cycle

Oct 13
Dimorphodon (Jurassic World...and, uh, real life...)

That oversized head...
So terrifyingly wrong.
Quick! Kill it with fire!

Oct 14
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Super-predator
Actually dumb as rock
Keep a towel close

Oct 15
Moldorm (Legend of Zelda)
http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/the-legend-of-zelda-twilight-princess/3/38/Moldorm.jpg
Tough-skinned desert slug
Another sandworm creature
Only much smaller

Oct 16
Otachi (Pacific Rim)
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ng0LxQ5XV7A/hqdefault.jpg
Acid spit and wings
Can lift a Jaeger with claws
Must be super strong

Oct 17
Predator (Predator)
Predator (1987) - The Predator.jpg
Permanent dreadlocks
With quad-mandible mouth shape
And very sneaky

Oct 18
Xenomorph (Alien)
Alien vs. Predator (2004) - Alien.jpg
Obligatory
Acid blood? Are you kidding?
I am not a fan

Oct 19
Elder Thing (Cthulhu Mythos)
Представник Старців.jpeg
Wings? Solar sails!
Weird radial symmetry
Tentacle fingers?

Oct 20
Pig-lizard (Galaxy Quest)
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LvFxXj5jugE/hqdefault.jpg
Two legs, and no arms
No neck to break, falling down
What is his diet?

Oct 21
Cave-Troll (The Lord of the Rings)

Man-shaped, but more beast
Berserker brute, watch your back
Where does he get food?

Oct 22
Vortigaunt (Half-Life)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/Vortigaunt.png
Third arm, proboscis?
Can shoot electricity
Friendly in sequel

Oct 23
MUTOs (Godzilla)
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140913195211/godzilla/images/9/92/GODZILLA_SanFrancisco_3.jpg
Glowing eyes? How so?
Feeding on radiation
Lots and lots of eggs

Oct 24
Colo Claw Fish (Star Wars)
Colo Claw Fish
Big fish with two arms
Yet not apex predator
Always bigger fish

Oct 25
Octorok (Legend of Zelda)


Four-tentacled bod
Spits boulders from the shallows
Where'd he get the rocks?

Oct 26
Vermicious Knid (Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator)
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aliens/images/1/1a/Knid.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111004232235
Shapeshifting green blob
Can survive in outer space
Burns in re-entry

Oct 27
Judoon (Doctor Who)
Judoon.png
Big head; top-heavy?
If Judge Dredd were a rhino
This is how he'd look

Oct 28
Varren (Mass Effect)

Alien dog-fish
Neat, but a tad generic
Domesticable!

Oct 29
Space Slug (Star Wars)
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MLtlcSR9A6M/maxresdefault.jpg
Just what's he made of?
And just what does this guy eat?
So many questions...

Oct 30
Hengrauggi (Star Trek - 2009 film)

Bright red like lobster
Scary mouth and scary tongue
How'd he break the ice?

Oct 31
Cthulhu (Cthulhu Mythos...duh...)
File:Cthulhu and R'lyeh.jpg
(Source)

Wings? Underwater?
Pioneered tentacle beards.
Weak to ramming ships.

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